The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
