So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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