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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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(830): View more from Texas

she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.

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(251): View more from Alabama

So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Then you guys just all showered together...?

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(916): View more from California

I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.

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