did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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