yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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