its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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