Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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