I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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