can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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