You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
