so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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