Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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