What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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