there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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