her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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