i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
