I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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