haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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