you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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