Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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