Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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