I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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