hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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