He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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