Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you would pick up someone in the library
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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