i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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