just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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