On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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