I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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