how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
is it fun? or sober?
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