I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Just cropdusted the office
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
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