so explain again why im purple
no
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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