Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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