Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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