there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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