I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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