I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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