Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i believe in u and ur pee
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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