I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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