Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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