Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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