I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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