I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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