why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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