so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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