By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She announced her abortion via fbk
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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