I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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