You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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