she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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