grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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