sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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