I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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