I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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