"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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