Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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