I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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