I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
