sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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