Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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